Make the pain go away
I hate pretentious people. So why are there so many pretentious people around? And why do I seem to know so many of them? They make my head hurt, they really do.
So if you're a pretentious person and you're reading this, tell me why ... why are you pretentious? Are you aware that you're pretentious? How did it happen? Did you just fall in with a wanky crowd? And what's wrong with net curtains?
I want answers. Someone make the pain go away.
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posted by Disappointed at 4:46 PM
2 Comments:
I'm a slightly confusing combination, because I'm pretentious, whilst loudly confessing to hating pretentious people. My only consolation is that I'm not nearly as pretentious as I was when I was, say, 20 or 21 years old.
Why am I pretentious? Well, because I fear that without a discreet layer of pretension, I might just be exceedingly dull, frankly.
i think you should list all the people you consider to be pretentious so then they can defend themselves.
or profess shock that you have included them on the list.
ok darling ya?
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